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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Posted: June/21/2012 at 08:04 |
There was a bit of confusion while shopping this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should run my debit card through the reader. They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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SVT_Tactical
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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bugsNbows
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Surprised she didn't ask who you were going to please with "that"!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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She had momentarily lost the ability to speak throught the tears of laughter.... That in itself made the shopping trip worth while!
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jonoMT
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I'm surprised she didn't run out of the store with you.
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Reaction time is a factor...
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Again she had lost the capacity to do anything other than Laugh, cry and twitch...
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Alan Robertson
Optics Master Joined: October/31/2009 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 1763 |
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Did she manage to get in a comment about your sheepish drawers? Or call you "Shorty"?
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Well the drawers aren't mine, I never wear white....too revealing!
Gotta wonder just whos drawers your playing with! Hope their clean.
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Oh and I believe th e term of endearment was.... Stumpy.
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billyburl2
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Well "Stumpy" is a lot better than "Twiggy"!
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If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Or Matchstick
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