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supertool73
Optics God Superstool Joined: January/03/2008 Status: Offline Points: 11814 |
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Posted: May/17/2012 at 10:53 |
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Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own." |
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Kickboxer
MODERATOR Moderator Joined: February/13/2008 Status: Offline Points: 23679 |
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That is KILLER funny...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22284 |
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What were we talking about?
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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jonoMT
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: November/13/2008 Location: Montana Status: Offline Points: 4853 |
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The "way to stiff to comb" part was great. Beyond that I can't remember.
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Reaction time is a factor...
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11200 |
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WalMart, here I come...just not sure why.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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I chased my wife in the bed room the other night & when I caught her I forgot what for....Brain Fart
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22284 |
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I went to Walmart yesterday. Couldn't remember why, so I bought some shotgun shells and clay birds. When I got home my wife asked me if I got my memory medicine. I don't know where this brick of 22s came from.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122166 |
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When I find myself continually looking in the refrigerator I figure that I am probably just wanting a cigarette.
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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Do we still call you SOE or are you the real Tex SOE,I just can't remember
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22284 |
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122166 |
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I will have to send someone a photo of me ( in an e-mail ) to post on this site. All of you smart young fellers ought to know how to make it appear on the Internet!
Then you can post it on SWFA. Anybody out there that can take an e-mail photo and load it up?? |
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122166 |
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We can make a contest out of it. What Do You Think The Real Eduardo Looks Like?
We will see what kind of garbage you guys can come up with.
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SVT_Tactical
MODERATOR Chief Sackscratch Joined: December/17/2009 Location: NorthCackalacky Status: Offline Points: 31233 |
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Start a thread in the Ed show and lets see what we can come up with
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122166 |
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Hey SVT....I will e-mail you a photo and perhaps you can make it go into our website....since I am too old (!) to figure it out!!! Then, after we have some fun, we can post The Real Picture of.......moi.
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SVT_Tactical
MODERATOR Chief Sackscratch Joined: December/17/2009 Location: NorthCackalacky Status: Offline Points: 31233 |
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I'm PMign you the photo now.
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11200 |
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This ought to be interesting!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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You know Ed it's only a matter of time before we have a Senior's page on this site....Only kidding Brain Fart
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122166 |
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I forgot what I was gonna type....but it was real funny....and stickbow was the punchline......maybe if I go to the bathroom it'll come back to me.......
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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You two are a matched set!!! Don't make Ric jealous....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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& there we have it the wipper snapper jealousy
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