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    Posted: May/17/2012 at 10:53
Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kickboxer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/17/2012 at 11:00
That is KILLER funny...
Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.

There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BeltFed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/17/2012 at 12:33
What were we talking about?Stare
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jonoMT Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/17/2012 at 13:25
The "way to stiff to comb" part was great. Beyond that I can't remember.
Reaction time is a factor...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote bugsNbows Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/18/2012 at 14:09
WalMart, here I come...just not sure why. Loco
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote stickbow46 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/18/2012 at 21:03
I chased my wife in the bed room the other night & when I caught her I forgot what for....Brain FartBreak Dance
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BeltFed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/21/2012 at 09:31
I went to Walmart yesterday. Couldn't remember why, so I bought some shotgun shells and clay birds. When I got home my wife asked me if I got my memory medicine. I don't know where this brick of 22s came from.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/23/2012 at 10:16
When I find myself continually looking in the refrigerator I figure that I am probably just wanting a cigarette.
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote stickbow46 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/23/2012 at 14:04
Do we still call you SOE or are you the real Tex SOE,I just can't rememberWhacko
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BeltFed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/23/2012 at 14:51
Originally posted by stickbow46 stickbow46 wrote:

Do we still call you SOE or are you the real Tex SOE,I just can't rememberWhacko
Since Ed is now in Texas, he is a Son Of Texas, and since he is an elderly gentleman, I guess he is an Old Son Of Texas. Since it takes to long to say that often in a conversation, you could just use the acronym and call him old S.O.T.Bucky
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/23/2012 at 15:28
I will have to send someone a photo of me ( in an e-mail ) to post on this site.  All of you smart young fellers ought to know how to make it appear on the Internet!     
 
Then you can post it on SWFA.
 
 
 
 
stock photo : Clipart illustration of of an old man in a chair
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Anybody out there that can take an e-mail photo and load it up??
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/23/2012 at 15:35
We can make a contest out of it.  What Do You Think The Real Eduardo Looks Like? 
 
We will see what kind of garbage you guys can come up with.    Laugh
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SVT_Tactical Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/23/2012 at 16:14
Start a thread in the Ed show and lets see what we can come up with
"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/23/2012 at 16:45
Excellent   Hey SVT....I will e-mail you a photo and perhaps you can make it go into our website....since I am too old (!) to figure it out!!!     Bandito    Then, after we have some fun, we can post The Real Picture of.......moi.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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I'm PMign you the photo now.
"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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This ought to be interesting!
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote stickbow46 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/24/2012 at 17:33
You know Ed it's only a matter of time before we have a Senior's page on this site....Only kidding Brain Fart Big Smile
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/24/2012 at 18:14
I forgot what I was gonna type....but it was real funny....and stickbow was the punchline......maybe if I go to the bathroom it'll come back to me.......
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote budperm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/25/2012 at 06:51
 
Sad Pacer       You two are a matched set!!!  Don't make Ric jealous....
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote stickbow46 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/25/2012 at 17:24
& there we have it the wipper snapper jealousyShocked
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