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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Posted: May/10/2012 at 09:48 |
One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual
route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were
in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming
out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow. Bob, looks like
you guys had one **** of a party last night, the UPS man comments.
Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. ****, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I." The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?" "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time \with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is. "The UPS man laughs and says, "****, I'm sorry I missed that." "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven times" |
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SVT_Tactical
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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lucytuma
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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BeltFed
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Doah!
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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bugsNbows
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Poor ole' Bob came up huh?!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Alan Robertson
Optics Master Joined: October/31/2009 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 1763 |
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Delivered pkgs for UPS for 7 yrs... |
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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Kickboxer
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And your name came up 7 times???
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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stickbow46
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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Alan Robertson
Optics Master Joined: October/31/2009 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 1763 |
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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3_tens
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/08/2007 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7853 |
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The wives always remember the short straw.
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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Alan Robertson
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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Son of Ed
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Visit the Ed Show
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jonoMT
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Gives new meaning to entering package dimensions.
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Reaction time is a factor...
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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SOOoooo Alan....How long did you work for Gateway?....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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budperm
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Not much of a "delivery man"
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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