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    Posted: April/10/2012 at 06:42

Talk about a ball buster.

An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports.

The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began “squeezing as hard as she could.” Naturally, he told officers that he “was in incredible pain when [she] grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

The police report indicates that the scrotum area was “completely torn loose from his body.” Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip.

As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries.

In an interview two days after the incident, the man told police that after his ex was done breaking his balls, his family jewels are so swollen that he is unable to work, and he isn’t sure if there will be permanent damage.

Reber was charged with two felonies: aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery

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I paid $500 to get "fixed"......he should be grateful. Big Grin
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LOL...Ball Memorial Hospital. Big Grin
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At least it wasn't "Our Lady of the Hairy Hermaphrodite Hospital"  Shocked
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I'm not suprised. The wife and I were in Indianna, and passed by a bar in a small town that had a sign out front that read, "We have COLD BEER and MEAN WOMEN". Loco
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I bet during the ordeal he was saying something like, "Hoo, hoooo....hooo...hooo. Shier!!!"
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

I'm not suprised. The wife and I were in Indianna, and passed by a bar in a small town that had a sign out front that read, "We have COLD BEER and MEAN WOMEN". Loco
 
A true home away from home huh, Lynn???
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Shockedouch,ouch,Ouch !
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

I'm not suprised. The wife and I were in Indianna, and passed by a bar in a small town that had a sign out front that read, "We have COLD BEER and MEAN WOMEN". Loco
 
A true home away from home huh, Lynn???
Well we both laughed and said that sounds like our kind of place.
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She lets you laugh?!?!!?!?  Oh, let me guess...only at yourself, right? Wink
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

She lets you laugh?!?!!?!?  Oh, let me guess...only at yourself, right? Wink
She lets me laugh at you.
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That goes without saying!!! Mooner
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Laugh AboveRoll on Floor Laughing
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Hey, enough with the mean stuff about Indiana. Bobby Knight formed his values there. (And I'm wondering if Bobby Petrino formed his here in Montana or waited until he got to Arkansas).
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Hoosiers think Bobby Knight is to nice to people.
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hoosier would a thought that.... Bucky
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Originally posted by jonoMT jonoMT wrote:

Hey, enough with the mean stuff about Indiana. Bobby Knight formed his values there. (And I'm wondering if Bobby Petrino formed his here in Montana or waited until he got to Arkansas).
 
Oh no, Petrino got his morals at U of L. The local sports news called him a serial job hunter, last night. He was negotiating with several different teams, and all the time telling U of L fans he wanted to make Looneyville his home.
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Heck, I thought this was gonna be a thread about Hillary...
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Alright guys, that's enough about Indiana.
 
 
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