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scooter65
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Posted: April/10/2012 at 06:42 |
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Talk about a ball buster. An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports. The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began “squeezing as hard as she could.” Naturally, he told officers that he “was in incredible pain when [she] grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.” The police report indicates that the scrotum area was “completely torn loose from his body.” Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip. As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries. In an interview two days after the incident, the man told police that after his ex was done breaking his balls, his family jewels are so swollen that he is unable to work, and he isn’t sure if there will be permanent damage. Reber was charged with two felonies: aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery |
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cheaptrick
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I paid $500 to get "fixed"......he should be grateful.
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bugsNbows
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LOL...Ball Memorial Hospital.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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budperm
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At least it wasn't "Our Lady of the Hairy Hermaphrodite Hospital"
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BeltFed
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I'm not suprised. The wife and I were in Indianna, and passed by a bar in a small town that had a sign out front that read, "We have COLD BEER and MEAN WOMEN".
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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jonoMT
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I bet during the ordeal he was saying something like, "Hoo, hoooo....hooo...hooo. Shier!!!"
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Reaction time is a factor...
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budperm
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A true home away from home huh, Lynn???
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stickbow46
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ouch,ouch,Ouch !
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BeltFed
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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She lets you laugh?!?!!?!? Oh, let me guess...only at yourself, right?
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BeltFed
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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That goes without saying!!!
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BeltFed
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See
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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jonoMT
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Hey, enough with the mean stuff about Indiana. Bobby Knight formed his values there.
(And I'm wondering if Bobby Petrino formed his here in Montana or waited until he got to Arkansas).
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Reaction time is a factor...
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BeltFed
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Hoosiers think Bobby Knight is to nice to people.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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hoosier would a thought that....
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BeltFed
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Oh no, Petrino got his morals at U of L. The local sports news called him a serial job hunter, last night. He was negotiating with several different teams, and all the time telling U of L fans he wanted to make Looneyville his home.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Alan Robertson
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Heck, I thought this was gonna be a thread about Hillary...
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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Alright guys, that's enough about Indiana.
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