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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/05/2012 at 12:47
Dear Abbey,
                        What might work well for sheep smell would never be strong enough to overcome the heavy, musky smell of Brondo butt and does not to even begin to take into consideration the earthy nutwood aftertones of his enema hot powerwash solution...
 
But thanks for trying, many have...none succeeded! Light It Up
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/05/2012 at 19:38
Dear Abby,
 
What do you do when you lover is fond of eating corn?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/06/2012 at 12:32
Originally posted by jonoMT jonoMT wrote:

Dear Abby,
 
What do you do when you lover is fond of eating corn?
 

Well Jon, that is an excellent question especially considering the audience here.  Many will benefit from this advice.
 
As you know, Dear Abbey feels flowers and chocolates are over done and well lets just say passe`.  I believe the perfect date night out gift would be a bushel of corn with a small jar of hoof cream.  This is a wonderful way to say, your important to me and your needs come first.  It will go a long way to warming up the evening. 
 
Hope this keeps the fires burning strong!
 
Yours truly,
 
Abbey
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/06/2012 at 12:49
Dear Abbey (sorry about misspelling your name before),
 
I rarely write back on the same topic, but I realized I didn't make myself as clear as I should have. My lover is not an animal even though "Pat" acts like one! This is more of a texture problem, if you know what I mean.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/06/2012 at 19:06
Dear Jon,
                You've obviously never seen a french tickler...the more "texture" the better.
 
Happily yours for the taking
 
Abbey
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/09/2012 at 14:42
Originally posted by jonoMT jonoMT wrote:

Dear Abbey (sorry about misspelling your name before),
 
I rarely write back on the same topic, but I realized I didn't make myself as clear as I should have. My lover is not an animal even though "Pat" acts like one! This is more of a texture problem, if you know what I mean.
 
Dear Jono,
 
Thank you for clearing that up.  While we are using the term 'clearing up' if you take advantage of modern medicine.  It would heal the bumps that have occurred all over your 'tookie' thus inspiring 'Pat' to become a fan of the corn texture feel.  Those bumps should go down within two weeks if you take your anti-biotics as prescribed.  Pat will have to find other means.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/09/2012 at 15:25
Funny thing was back when I worked at a group home a number of years ago, we always found it most effective to steer kids clear of hooking up and avoiding STDs/pregnancy by just asking, "Do you really want a bump on your ____?" When they picture that it's the same effect that the sight of blood has on some people.
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