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Bigdaddy0381
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Georgia peach
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Topic: Dear Abby Posted: April/04/2012 at 11:05 |
Dillon, was this you?
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as
a carrier of HIV. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives
in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother
have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are
financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in
Dallas.
I have two brothers. One is serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the
murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is in jail awaiting on
charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancée and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for president?
Signed, Worried About My Reputation
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Ecclesiastes 10:2
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bugsNbows
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bowsNbugs
Joined: March/10/2008
Location: North Georgia
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Posted: April/04/2012 at 11:54 |
LOL.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat? Anomymous
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Glock
Optics Master
Joined: November/06/2005
Location: South Africa
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Points: 1430
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Posted: April/04/2012 at 12:39 |
That's Funny good one Big Daddy
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Regards Chris
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Skylar McMahon
Optics Jedi Knight
Capt. BlowHard
Joined: April/05/2011
Location: TEXAS
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Posted: April/04/2012 at 13:27 |
His family is like a pin ball machine. Pinging all over the great state of Texas.
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300S&W
Optics God
Joined: January/27/2008
Location: Burlington,WV
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Points: 10592
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Posted: April/04/2012 at 13:50 |
I sure he's already got no reputation to worry about.
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"I ain't got time to bleed!"
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Dear_Abbey
Optics GrassHopper
Joined: April/04/2012
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Posted: April/04/2012 at 15:14 |
Big Daddy, I've told you before not to write me under an assumed name. NO, you should not expose that poor girl to your sordid past. Please seek professional help for your addiction to small animals and constant need of budperm's affection. Sincerely Abbey.
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budperm
Optics Retard
show me your sheep!!
Joined: January/01/2009
Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: April/04/2012 at 15:43 |
that was BBBBAAAADDDDDDD
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading". --Thomas Jefferson
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Joined: January/07/2009
Location: Benton, Pa
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Posted: April/04/2012 at 16:23 |
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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Kickboxer
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Posted: April/04/2012 at 22:17 |
So... where does the goat get involved in all this???
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living
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Bigdaddy0381
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Georgia peach
Joined: February/27/2007
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Posted: April/05/2012 at 05:58 |
Dear_Abbey wrote:
Big Daddy, I've told you before not to write me under an assumed name. NO, you should not expose that poor girl to your sordid past. Please seek professional help for your addiction to small animals and constant need of budperm's affection. Sincerely Abbey. |
Winner, winner chicken dinner...... It's not really for Bud, Its more for the party favors that graze around his yard.
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budperm
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show me your sheep!!
Joined: January/01/2009
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Posted: April/05/2012 at 06:11 |
DAMN! I'm locking the gate!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading". --Thomas Jefferson
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Bigdaddy0381
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Posted: April/05/2012 at 06:12 |
budperm wrote:
DAMN! I'm locking the gate! |
I can get in thru the back door.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2
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budperm
Optics Retard
show me your sheep!!
Joined: January/01/2009
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Posted: April/05/2012 at 06:13 |
And whats Dan's fixation with goats!?!!? has he been hanging around Earl too much?!?!?
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading". --Thomas Jefferson
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SVT_Tactical
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Joined: December/17/2009
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Posted: April/05/2012 at 07:23 |
Bigdaddy0381 wrote:
budperm wrote:
DAMN! I'm locking the gate! |
I can get in thru the back door.
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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budperm
Optics Retard
show me your sheep!!
Joined: January/01/2009
Location: Pennsylvania
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Points: 31710
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Posted: April/05/2012 at 08:12 |
Bigdaddy0381 wrote:
budperm wrote:
DAMN! I'm locking the gate! |
I can get in thru the back door.
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The back door has ALWAYS been your preference Brando! thats why its already booty trapped!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading". --Thomas Jefferson
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jonoMT
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Joined: November/13/2008
Location: Montana
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Posted: April/05/2012 at 09:44 |
Booty trapped?!? This is just getting worse and worse. Remind me to never buy a "used" scope from either of you.
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Reaction time is a factor...
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Bigdaddy0381
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Georgia peach
Joined: February/27/2007
Location: Georgia
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Points: 13682
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Posted: April/05/2012 at 10:00 |
jonoMT wrote:
Booty trapped?!? This is just getting worse and worse. Remind me to never buy a "used" scope from either of you. |
It will have the best polished glass you have ever looked thru.
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Ecclesiastes 10:2
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budperm
Optics Retard
show me your sheep!!
Joined: January/01/2009
Location: Pennsylvania
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Points: 31710
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Posted: April/05/2012 at 10:04 |
just ignore the smell.....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading". --Thomas Jefferson
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Dear_Abbey
Optics GrassHopper
Joined: April/04/2012
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Points: 4
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Posted: April/05/2012 at 11:58 |
budperm wrote:
just ignore the smell..... |
Dear Budperm, 'yes' you can alleviate the smell of sheep on your breath by using a whole can of mints. However, I would recommend you find a more suitable hobby than your current one of well lets just say sheep cleansing. Yours Truely, Abbey
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Bigdaddy0381
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Georgia peach
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Posted: April/05/2012 at 12:21 |
Dear_Abbey wrote:
budperm wrote:
just ignore the smell..... |
Dear Budperm, 'yes' you can alleviate the smell of sheep on your breath by using a whole can of mints. However, I would recommend you find a more suitable hobby than your current one of well lets just say sheep cleansing. Yours Truely, Abbey | Abbey, Is this first hand experience?
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2
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