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3_tens
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Posted: February/18/2012 at 13:43 |
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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Alan Robertson
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A friend works in a welfare agency in a city which will remain unnamed.
She recently told an interesting story about how one of her co- workers had a Eureka! moment when he realized that a number of women (six, I think,) who he had interviewed in recent past had all named the same man as their baby daddy. Further research showed that all of the women lived within fairly close walking distance of each other, that the man had no registered vehicles, drivers license or utility services. It is believed that he has no job, or income, or actual address and just makes the rounds... |
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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Son of Ed
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bugsNbows
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Axe me again and I'll tell ya sometin else.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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budperm
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SAD that our gene pool is turning into a cess pool!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Alan Robertson
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We pay for our sins, one way or another. |
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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RotoReuter_DM
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Old Mil ftw
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BeltFed
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Many years ago, my wife and I had visited my sister in Detroit, and had just left her house for the trip home. We decided to stop at a convienence store for some soft drinks for the long trip home.
While we were in the store we heard this woman calling for her kid; "Dejon, Dejon, where you be Dejon, you come here".
When we got back in the car, my wife leaned over to me and asked, "Who would name their kid after a jar of mustard?".
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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SVT_Tactical
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Alan Robertson
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Dijon is the capital city of Burgundy in France... and the mustard originated there.
Dee John is the executive director of Highbury College, Portsmouth, UK. Why am I in this thread? |
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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budperm
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Two best names I've heard are
girl--- Female pronounced fee- mal--e'
boy---lemonjello pronounced le mon ja low
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budperm
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I'm thinking your middle name is Dijon...
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Alan Robertson
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has something to do with the topic of conversation, immediately after my birth... |
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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Bigdaddy0381
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So your dads camera fell over? then the Dr and dad talked about better tri-pods... And the nurse over heard and whala...
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budperm
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I'm thinking more like he just has really short legs...
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robbie
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Or, - - OH, never mind....................
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budperm
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Thanks Robbie!!! It just don't think I have that much imagination!
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