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Average Joe
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Posted: February/02/2012 at 18:11 |
....My wife and I went into a small diner for a bite to eat. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on, man, how about giving us a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an a-hole. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So my Wife called him a **** head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. No idea who's car that was, but it had an "OBAMA 2012" sticker... so screw 'em.
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I'm classic shag nasty type.
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cheaptrick
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If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
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“A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be.” – Fred Bear
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billyburl2
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If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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HuntMaster
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budperm
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AJ, your so bad!!!!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Works for me.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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lucytuma
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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pyro6999
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thats awesome!
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They call me "Boots"
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Great ideas come from deviate minds.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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Yep AJ belongs in a Think Tank somewhere....
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