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    Posted: February/02/2012 at 18:11
....My wife and I went into a small diner for a bite to eat. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on, man, how about giving us a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an a-hole. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So my Wife called him a **** head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. No idea who's car that was, but it had an "OBAMA 2012" sticker... so screw 'em.
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AJ, your so bad!!!! ExcellentExcellentExcellent
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Yep AJ belongs in a Think Tank somewhere....Smile
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