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SVT_Tactical
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No matter how many times I prepare myself when i pick up and move lumber at the house I know there will be a frog underneath it and possible a snake and everytime a frog jumps out I think its a snake and throw the wood right back down. |
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budperm
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Better safe than sorry...girlfriend
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Shelley@SWFA
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yeah the first day i didnt know why my dog was acting paralyzed and vet said to watch him. he would go to walk and extend his leg but like in slow motion. i thought he had a heat stroke. BTW i have a fly swatter for bugs don't need a frog ! Eeeek !
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Shelley@SWFA
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frogs are like cats.... you never know what they are gonna do!
all this frog talk caused Christopher to play a joke on me ad put a hideous frog as my compute
r background !
UGH!!!
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SVT_Tactical
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CFII would never do that.
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BeltFed
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Back in the early 70s, we had a company picknic at Beach Bend Park next to Barren River. Frogs had invaded the place and you couldn't walk across the campground without stepping on a few with each step. Thought I was gonna CROAK.
Ribbet, ribbet, ribbet...........
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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I still here the story from my mother about the time she had a tea party with her garden group. The Sterling silver tea set was, as usual, on display on the serving table in the diningroom. She had grabbed the suger bowl and creme pitcher and taken them into the kitchen to clean and fill for the party. Over half the ladies had already arrived when she opened the creme pitcher and found a mummified toad inside. They all came running into the kitchen to my moms screams while I went the other way..... That had been my pet toad and I had put it in there a couple of months earlier.... It's amazing what certain screams will do to your memory...I knew instantly why she was screaming....hince to other direction
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budperm
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Shelley, no offense intended, but I get the impression your dog is not the brightest light bulb on the shelf.
Most dogs learn after the first time they mouth a toad not to fool with them much less swallow one... How old is your pooch?
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SVT_Tactical
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Good story bud, that why you walk with a limp?
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Shelley@SWFA
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That was Rugers first frog encounter. Thank you very much, and he has lots of skills ! Ha
and.....the tea party story is cracking me up !
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budperm
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I like your Avatar, Shelley! The prettier the frog the more deadly... applies to most women too!
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BeltFed
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So Bud, please explain my sister. She's pretty ugly, and she sucks the life out of any room she walks in. She used to be pretty, but that was before the 100lb. plus addition.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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scooter65
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budperm
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It's obvious, Lynn. Your sister was improperly stored and handled!
Women, like wine, improve with age if properly stored and handled with care.
If not, like most wine...they turn to VINEGAR, the bitchsamic kind....
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budperm
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is it safe to come out and play?!?
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I feel your pain Shelley I too hate frogs.
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Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms should be a grocery store, not a government agency
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BeltFed
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Best explanation I've heard yet (about her).
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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hope I didn't chase Shelley away....
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