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    Posted: November/18/2011 at 09:38

Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound maybe this would be a solution we could live with.

 

DIVORCE AGREEMENT -- This is so incredibly well-put, and I can hardly believe it's by a young person, a Law student!!  Whatever he runs for, I'll vote for him!

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    Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, regressives, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et. al.:

 

    We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.  I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

 

    Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms.  We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

 

    Here is a model separation agreement:

 

1.  Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion.  That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.  After that, it should be relatively easy.  Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.

 

2.  We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

 

3.  You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

 

4.  Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

 

5.  We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

 

6.  You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell.  You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

 

7.  We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

 

8.  You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

 

9.  We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

 

10.  We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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I'm in!
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You know the libs are gonna want us to pay them alamony.
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Leave it to lynn to rain on the parade!!! Loco
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I will pay my share of the $69 divorce.  Excellent
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Let them come take it with all their guns.
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

You know the libs are gonna want us to pay them alamony.


I'll agree to child support $ but NO FRICKIN' ALIMONY!  Hippie


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