OpticsTalk by SWFA, Inc. Homepage SWFA     SampleList.com
Forum Home Forum Home > Everything Else > Almost Anything Goes
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - Feeling Unappreciated?
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Visit the SWFA.com site to check out our current specials.

Feeling Unappreciated?

 Post Reply Post Reply
Author
Message
3_tens View Drop Down
Optics Jedi Master
Optics Jedi Master
Avatar

Joined: January/08/2007
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7853
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 3_tens Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: Feeling Unappreciated?
    Posted: September/22/2011 at 14:57
Feeling Unappreciated? 
  
 The next time  you feel that nobody loves you,  
no one cares, or  that no one ever notices you,  
think of this  guy: 

 

Have a Nice day and

.
WAKE UP!  Big Smile
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
Back to Top
3_tens View Drop Down
Optics Jedi Master
Optics Jedi Master
Avatar

Joined: January/08/2007
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7853
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 3_tens Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/22/2011 at 15:00
Things Got  Ya Down?  Well Then, Consider These . . ..


 

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in  the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am,  regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the  doctors and some even thought it had something to do with  the super natural.  No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00  AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to  investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson  , the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.


 



Still  Having a Bad  Day?
  


 

The  average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez  Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the  wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full  view, a killer whale ate them both.


 



Still think  you are having a Bad Day?
  


 

A  woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking  frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank  of wood,  breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


 



Are Ya OK  Now? -  No?
  


 
 

Two  animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany .  Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were  trampled to death.


 



What? STILL  having a Bad Day?


 

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it  was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits. God is good!


 



There now,  Feeling Better ?

 

Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
Back to Top
SVT_Tactical View Drop Down
MODERATOR
MODERATOR
Avatar
Chief Sackscratch

Joined: December/17/2009
Location: NorthCackalacky
Status: Offline
Points: 31233
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SVT_Tactical Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/22/2011 at 15:00
I call a foul on that....... he'd have started smelling before 5 days!
Back to Top
SVT_Tactical View Drop Down
MODERATOR
MODERATOR
Avatar
Chief Sackscratch

Joined: December/17/2009
Location: NorthCackalacky
Status: Offline
Points: 31233
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SVT_Tactical Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/22/2011 at 15:00
Big Grin
Back to Top
Cody.e.Smith View Drop Down
Optics Apprentice
Optics Apprentice


Joined: May/24/2011
Location: WI
Status: Offline
Points: 94
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Cody.e.Smith Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/22/2011 at 15:50
Excellent

Some people just don't pay attention though.  When I moved to Stockton CA in 2000, the morning papers headline said "Body found shot to death outside of Police station."  Intrigued by this I read the article to find that the body was sitting about 15 feet from the main entrance just around the corner at the intersection with a 4 way stop.  

Forensics determined the victim had been shot right there due to the bullets that over penetrated and lodged into the side of the police station.  It also said time of death was between 3-4 days prior to the discovery of the body.

It wouldn't have been so bad if it was the middle of winter and not right on the corner but it was middle of summer and that prior week had been over 100 degrees every day.

I just wonder if the detectives were from that police station since they never noticed the guy for 3-4 days of sitting there?
Back to Top
ebow86 View Drop Down
Optics Apprentice
Optics Apprentice
Avatar

Joined: September/19/2011
Location: Pennsylvania
Status: Offline
Points: 72
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ebow86 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/23/2011 at 01:04
Wow, fascinating thread with such sad stories
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 12.01
Copyright ©2001-2018 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 0.410 seconds.