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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote budperm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/28/2011 at 12:46
NAAAAA UHHHH!  My wife got totally hammered and passed out on our wedding night!  She put out more on that night then the subsequent 12 years combined!  Mouth Taped Shut
 
My wife totally changed when the 1st child arrived.  No more smoking, drinking or sex!!!!  I've always wonder where my daughter came from......(2nd child) Cencored
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

Bud might be sounding smug but I have it on good authority that his own wedding night (I think it was the first one), didn't go too smooth.  This is an actual court transcript that followed that disaster.
 

 Wife:  so we went back to the motel after the ceremony, and I changed into a sexy nightgown, lied on the bed, and said, "Be gentle with me; I'm a virgin." At that Bud burst into tears, pulled on his clothes, jumped into his pickup truck, and drove home. I later found out that he told his father what happened and his father said to Bud, "Son, you done right,".  "If she weren't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

She was plenty good enough for her family....  they were just too slow to catch her!!!
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Mustuv been the promotion.
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