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    Posted: September/06/2011 at 21:07
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

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Now the rules have changed again.
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Indeed they do.
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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I'm just as amazed that he was able to acquire all that and keep her happy for 40 years much less just be solvent!
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One day I woke up, looked around at all the stuff I had and thought about what it took to get it all. Then I thought about the wife and how she had changed with time. Then I thought about what would happen if we got divorced; I'd loose more than half my stuff and make half as much money. Then I thought about how old I was and realized "I'm to old to start over". Easiest way to avoid a mid-life crises I know of.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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That sure sounds like rolling over to me....Bucky
 
Is 'she who must be obeyed' back from Alaska and the Ice Road truckers Convention she went to with Large Marge?  You seem to be enjoying your weekends lately so I'm thinking ...Not! Smile
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Yep she's home. Got that oil derrick delivered and wrestled a Grizzly at an exhibition match in Juno. Of course the bear lost, and the trainer can't get him to come out of his cage now. She wants to go back but she said she's not going to wrestle anymore eskimos. She says their to hairy and have really bad breath.
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Dang, thats the 4th grizzly she has ruined
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4th  grizzly.... lost count on the Eskimos....! Whacko
 
I bet if we ever get to meet her she is 4 foot nothing and 75lbs soaking wet and the sweetest person in the world.... opposites attract ya know! Wink
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Yep she's home. Got that oil derrick delivered and wrestled a Grizzly at an exhibition match in Juno. Of course the bear lost, and the trainer can't get him to come out of his cage now. She wants to go back but she said she's not going to wrestle anymore eskimos. She says their to hairy and have really bad breath.
 
Dang thats the 4th or 5th time she's oiled Derrick!  I hear he is actually looking forward to her next visit! Cool
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Careful guys, the wife does have the password here. She beat it out of me. If you see a black and pink Kenworth pull in front of your place you better know where the back door is.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Get Your Popcorn Ready
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Late to the party again Ernie! Wink
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Careful guys, the wife does have the password here. She beat it out of me. If you see a black and pink Kenworth pull in front of your place you better know where the back door is.
For my own good, I'm not going to comment on how this is worded.......... sorry, but I had to bring it up.Bucky

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Yeah I know...and BD or Ted aren't even involved!!!!
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Stop worrying guys,do these wives know that we have friends in high places..S&W.My wife's responce to that is she has friends in high places also FRY PAN & LAWYERSWhacko
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