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jonoMT
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: November/13/2008 Location: Montana Status: Offline Points: 4853 |
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Posted: August/12/2011 at 10:24 |
How could any woman in her right mind choose a curved sectional sofa over a new scope? My pleas to reupholster the old one..."It was your grandmother's!" were ignored. "Yeah, and it smells like her basement too." Which is where the dog and I will be spending more of our time, once the reloading bench is built. Neither one of us will probably be allowed to sit on the new couch.
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Reaction time is a factor...
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SVT_Tactical
MODERATOR Chief Sackscratch Joined: December/17/2009 Location: NorthCackalacky Status: Offline Points: 31233 |
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Lifes just not fair my friend!
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300S&W
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Well Geez. When I saw the "Women!!!!" thread titleI thought Jono was giving some away.
But then again after reading his post maybe...............................
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"I ain't got time to bleed!"
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22287 |
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My wife spent the new furniture budget on a vacation (her money). This morning she said she was going to start saving for a new bed, because the current bed is killing her back. I SAID nothing, because I don't like the couch either.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Online Points: 11201 |
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Maybe the old couch is full of fleas or bedbugs??? LOL.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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shooter07
Optics Jedi Knight Shooting Sprout Joined: June/12/2010 Location: PA Status: Offline Points: 5120 |
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My wife knows where her place is and if she wants to have a place she'll allow me to continue buying man related gear! |
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Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum
"Issac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple" -Chris Moltisanti |
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300S&W
Optics God Joined: January/27/2008 Location: Burlington,WV Status: Offline Points: 10592 |
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Paul,
The definition off "cut off" =
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"I ain't got time to bleed!"
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SVT_Tactical
MODERATOR Chief Sackscratch Joined: December/17/2009 Location: NorthCackalacky Status: Offline Points: 31233 |
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shooter07
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LMAO. Yeah, she's at work....but i can pretend from time to time!
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Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum
"Issac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple" -Chris Moltisanti |
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SVT_Tactical
MODERATOR Chief Sackscratch Joined: December/17/2009 Location: NorthCackalacky Status: Offline Points: 31233 |
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as long as you know WE KNOW THAT!
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Kickboxer
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Did I tell you my wife bought me a Hensoldt??? Guess I'm lucky...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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Urimaginaryfrnd
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I'm sure mine will get here someday, surely my wife ment to get me one too
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"Always do the right thing, just because it is the right thing to do". Bobby Paul Doherty Texas Ranger |
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Steelbenz
Optics Jedi Knight ROLL TIDE ROLL Joined: January/03/2006 Location: Heart of Dixie Status: Offline Points: 5153 |
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........But the new stainless steel double oven and matching microwave will serve us better than some new rifle, you only need one anyway............
Somebody shoot me........ |
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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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Steel,my wife said the same thing while looking at her 15 pairs of brown shoes.The other 100 pairs are for special occasions
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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