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    Posted: August/12/2011 at 10:24
How could any woman in her right mind choose a curved sectional sofa over a new scope? My pleas to reupholster the old one..."It was your grandmother's!" were ignored. "Yeah, and it smells like her basement too." Which is where the dog and I will be spending more of our time, once the reloading bench is built. Neither one of us will probably be allowed to sit on the new couch.
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Lifes just not fair my friend!
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   Well Geez.  When I saw the "Women!!!!" thread titleI thought Jono was giving some away.     Sad
 
   But then again after reading his post maybe............................... Big Grin
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My wife spent the new furniture budget on a vacation (her money). This morning she said she was going to start saving for a new bed, because the current bed is killing her back. I SAID nothing, because I don't like the couch either.
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Maybe the old couch is full of fleas or bedbugs??? LOL. 
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My wife knows where her place is and if she wants to have a place she'll allow me to continue buying man related gear! Big GrinWink

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   Paul,
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Originally posted by shooter07 shooter07 wrote:

My wife knows where her place is and if she wants to have a place she'll allow me to continue buying man related gear! Big GrinWink

Says the man who's wife is nowhere around
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LMAO. Yeah, she's at work....but i can pretend from time to time!Bucky
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Did I tell you my wife bought me a Hensoldt???

 
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

Did I tell you my wife bought me a Hensoldt???

 
Guess I'm lucky...
 
Whatever  StareWhistling Light It UpSad I'm sure mine will get here someday, surely my wife ment to get me one tooGet Your Popcorn Ready

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........But the new stainless steel double oven and matching microwave will serve us better than some new rifle, you only need one anyway............



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Steel,my wife said the same thing while looking at her 15 pairs of brown shoes.The other 100 pairs are for special occasionsWhacko
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