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    Posted: August/05/2011 at 16:16
 HOW HOT IS IT ??
 
The devil wanted a place on earth
 
Sort of a summer home
 
A place to spend his vacation
 
Whenever he wanted to roam.
 
 
 
So he picked out Oklahoma (and Texas)
 
A place both wretched and rough
 
Where the climate was to his liking
 
And the cowboys hardened and tough.
 
 
 
He dried up the streams in the canyons
 
And ordered no rain to fall
 
He dried up the lakes in the valleys
 
Then baked and scorched it all.
 
 
 
Then over his barren country
 
He transplanted shrubs from hell.
 
The cactus, thistle and prickly pear
 
The climate suited them well.
 
 
 
Now the home was much to his liking
 
But animal life, he had none.
 
So he created crawling creatures
 
That all mankind would shun.
 
 
 
First he made the rattlesnake
 
With it's forked poisonous tongue.
 
Taught it to strike and rattle
 
And how to swallow it's young.
 
 
 
Then he made scorpions and lizards
 
And the ugly old horned toad.
 
He placed spiders of every descr
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
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Excellent
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Well said, well done. Excellent
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Nah it was quite nice today. It only got to 108!
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It was only 102 when I pulled up to the gate at YPG...  I had to get a jacket...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 3_tens Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/10/2011 at 20:04
Any body got a parka.  A 42 deg drop from last week.  Only 79 F. now and the sun hasn't set yet . It was only 91 F. today for a high. COOL! Cool  Looks like the heat dome has dropped down into Texas.
Scarface Down in the SW corner you have had a lot more heat. It just that over here its not the norm. to be this extreme.

Edited by 3_tens - August/10/2011 at 20:10
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Now the rules have changed again.
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   Talk about rollercoaster ride!   Loco 
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It's called WEATHER...
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Damn this heat!  Come on, Fall!

Right now, I just wish it would rain!
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We are just coming off two days straight of rain...unusual for here. Now we are hot and muggy for the duration. Whacko
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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