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    Posted: March/11/2011 at 07:05





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  A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:,   
She was sitting  on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, 
      
        "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" 

  
        "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice 
      big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every 
     week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I 
     don't exercise at all." 
        
     "That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?" 
    
    "Forty," she replied 

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LOL
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LMAO
I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.

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ROFLMAO!!!!
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She used to work for us. No kidden.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Looks like an ole' hag my Dad used to know. Gross. Loco
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