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    Posted: March/04/2011 at 11:12

 

 
 
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say:



POLISH REMOVER
I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.

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Roll on Floor Laughing
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Roll on Floor Laughing  good one for what has been a very stressful Friday !
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The poor polocks,ever since they lost the formula to make ice & had their only Olympic gold medal[for javalin catching] bronzed they have really been the brunt of alot of jokesWink
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YippeeYippee ummm, wait a second my wife is polishShocked

Edited by scooter65 - March/05/2011 at 07:14
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Yep?Laugh
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ExcellentExcellentExcellent
Could need gallons of polish remover over here..
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