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hunterwingler
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Posted: March/04/2011 at 11:12 |
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland . Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say: POLISH REMOVER |
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
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SVT_Tactical
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tman1965
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HuntMaster
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good one for what has been a very stressful Friday !
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stickbow46
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The poor polocks,ever since they lost the formula to make ice & had their only Olympic gold medal[for javalin catching] bronzed they have really been the brunt of alot of jokes
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scooter65
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ummm, wait a second my wife is polish
Edited by scooter65 - March/05/2011 at 07:14 |
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lucytuma
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Yep?
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Claus
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Could need gallons of polish remover over here..
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