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    Posted: February/26/2011 at 09:56

A Blonde's  Year in Review   

January  

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.  

February  

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to  print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles  won't fit in printer!!!

March

Got  really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6  months.....Box said ' 2-4 years!'  

April  

Trapped on escalator for hours ...  
Power went out!!!

May

Tried to  make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of  water won't fit into those little packets!!!  

June

Tried to  go water skiing........
Couldn't find a lake with a  slope.   

July

Lost  breast stroke swimming competition.....
Learned  later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August

Got  locked out of my car in rain storm.....
Car  swamped because soft-top was open.

September    

The capital of California is  'C'.....isn't it???   

October

Hate  M & M's.....
They are so hard to peel.  

November    

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days  ...
  
Instructions  said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!  

December
  

Couldn't  call 911.
'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on  the stupid phone!!!
  



THE  BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO  FAR
  

A  man was in his front yard mowing grass when his  attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the  house and went straight to the mailbox.  

She opened it then slammed  it shut and
  stormed back in the house.    

A  little later she came out of her house again went to  the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut  again. Angrily, back into the house she  went.
  

As the man was getting  ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,  marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it  closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the  man asked her, 'Is something wrong?' 

To which she replied,  'There certainly is!'


'My stupid computer keeps  saying, 'YOU'VE GOT  MAIL!'
 

 

 


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My wife and daughter, both blonde, said "ehhh, those are OLD..."
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ExcellentExcellentExcellent Oldies but goodies.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Claus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/26/2011 at 12:45
 Ha, ha, yep. I bet they have heard jokes like that all their life. Smile
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Yippee Still funny!
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