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    Posted: February/25/2011 at 04:06

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence:

 


- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from a nut case in a tower.
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You wipe your arse with your hand
- You cook over burning camel sh*t
- Your wife is picked by someone else
- Your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"
No sh*t!. . .
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Ain't that the truth. Lights on, nobody's home.
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Perspective... eye opening. 
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I'd blow myself up too!
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+1 bricat Roll on Floor Laughing
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i'd off myself after i read the first 4 items on the list
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LMAO!! Excellent
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I'd find a new religon, and buy some toilet paper, soap, clothes and a razor then go to a titty bar.
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That would make it much better BF.

Edit for side note.

Our pastor went to Kiev to teach at a bible college.  One the way back he stopped in Amsterdam.  His grandfather was a preacher there and his parents immigrated to Canada from Amsterdam.  He took pictures of prominent places/land marks in town to show his parents as they had not been back in 30 some years.  He also went pass the red light district.  There is an old church, Oude Kerk, that has been turned into a museum in the red light district.  While he visited the museum, He said a majority of people there were seeing "the sights" were from the middle east.


Edited by SD Dog - February/25/2011 at 11:27
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Excellent
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As a Muslim 95% of what you listed is INCORRECT! Being ignorant is not a blessing.

It is offensive and least to say biased and a bigotry. 


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Originally posted by Beiruty Beiruty wrote:

As a Muslim 95% of what you listed is INCORRECT! Being ignorant is not a blessing.

It is offensive and least to say biased and a bigotry. 



I think you are focusing on a wrong thing.

While I obviously do not have any insight into the original poster's intent he is talking about muslim terrorists, and there I agree with his sentiment.

I do not think there is a need to drag other muslims into the discussion.

ILya
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Originally posted by koshkin koshkin wrote:

Originally posted by Beiruty Beiruty wrote:

As a Muslim 95% of what you listed is INCORRECT! Being ignorant is not a blessing.

It is offensive and least to say biased and a bigotry. 



I think you are focusing on a wrong thing.

While I obviously do not have any insight into the original poster's intent he is talking about muslim terrorists, and there I agree with his sentiment.

I do not think there is a need to drag other muslims into the discussion.

ILya


That's how I understood it. 
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- No Christmas

We have our own Celebration for our Great Prophet Muhammad. We love Jesus too. We celebrate and fast the day God saved Moses and his People from Pharaoh.

 
- No television, 

Really, count with me, how many satellite dishes....



- No nude women

Ah? Where do babies come from?

- No football

It is called soccer.
- No pork chops

Kabab i.e. "Filet Minion" taste like food from Heaven.
- No hot dogs

Lebanese sausages are amazing. No fillers. Best tender meat ever and secret spices.  
- No burgers

Whole roasted lamb is ready to be served, are you hungry?
- No beer

Being drunk is not something to be proud of. Do you like to trash your brain?
- No bacon

Same for Jews, it is not Kosher!
- Rags for clothes

Try to be suit when temp is 120F. Just try it for 10 mins.
- Towels for hats

Try to be under the sun when temp is 120F. Just for 3 mins.
- Constant wailing from a nut case in a tower.

[^Offensive] no need to respond.
- More than one wife

Better than having 4 new girlfriends each month. And having countless single moms and more than 70% divorce rate. 
- More than one mother in law

Better than having a new mother in law each weekend that you would love NOT to meet.
- You can't shave

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Glad this is in the almost anything goes section..... its about to go down the rabbit hole
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Bashing Terrorists is done by exposing their deviant methodology and dogma, not bashing Muslims by stereotype statements that are incorrect.

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Satellites...

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Originally posted by Beiruty Beiruty wrote:

Bashing Terrorists is done by exposing their deviant methodology and dogma, not bashing Muslims by stereotype statements that are incorrect.

quit reading to much into this, better yet just F'in read what there.  It is a sterotype against MUSLIM TERRORIST not muslim's!
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I am out of this thread. Have a great weekend folks!
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Originally posted by Beiruty Beiruty wrote:

I am out of this thread. Have a great weekend folks!

Mazal Tov.

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