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    Posted: February/24/2011 at 06:48

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie.
He decides 2 test it at dinner one night.


DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?

SON: At School.

Robot slaps son!
SON: Ok, I lied, I went to the movies.

DAD: Which one?

SON: Toy Story.

Robot slaps son again!
SON: Ok, it was porn.

DAD: ...What?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was…

Robot slaps Dad!

MOM: forgive him dear, after all he is your son.

Robot slaps mom.

 
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   Roll on Floor Laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
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Excellent
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Lucy, you got some splaining to do!!!!!  Cool
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I don't feel the need to explain Big Smile
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LMAO...Wrong Lucy! Shocked
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LMAO!! Excellent
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So true .ExcellentExcellent
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