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    Posted: February/22/2011 at 11:50
 
 
 
You gotta love those girls!!
 



 
 
Ted's daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window,
take my TV, stereo, iPhone and jewelry to the charity shop.  Sell my car, take my front door key and throw me out of the house."
 
 Well, she didn't exactly put it like that.
 
 
 
 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,actually what she said was, "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."


Edited by 3_tens - February/22/2011 at 11:51
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Just for clarification... THIS particular Ted's daughter won't be having any boyfriends at all anytime soon!  I might allow her to start dating when she's 35.
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Don't worry guys,the son-in-laws make up for it when the daughters give you grand children.I know as I have 9 [5 grand sons & 4 grand daughters] as of Decemember the shop is now closedBig Smile
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Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Just for clarification... THIS particular Ted's daughter won't be having any boyfriends at all anytime soon!  I might allow her to start dating when she's 35.


Good luck with that theory Ted. Mother Nature usually wins out. LOL. Smile

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Actually i thought it was Mr. Nasty that usually wins out! Wink
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Welcome to America. Young Mr. Moe, may never had the chance to be introduced to the OPer in this way in his ancestors home country. What you know is still better than why you do not know.  At least yo can deal with it.
 
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huh???? Whatever

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Originally posted by bugsNbows bugsNbows wrote:

Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Just for clarification... THIS particular Ted's daughter won't be having any boyfriends at all anytime soon!  I might allow her to start dating when she's 35.


Good luck with that theory Ted. Mother Nature usually wins out. LOL. Smile


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I think Mr. Nasty might win out.

I dated a girl once; her dad was ex-Special Forces, and a member of the Pheonx team during Vietnam. After I had asked his daughter out, a friend who new the father well, told me that if I ever did the big nasty with her, I would have to marry her or die. Took the young lady to a movie and then to the local lookout at the park. This girl was on me like a stray dog on a t-bone. The whole time the only things I could think about was; I don't want to get married now, her father used to assinate people with a gurka knife, and I don't want to die. I had her home an hour before her curfew. It was our only date. 
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LOL...Probably the smartest thing you've ever done Lynn! Hippie....Chicken little! Wink
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

LOL...Probably the smartest thing you've ever done Lynn! Hippie....Chicken little! Wink
The daughter was Amerasian and smoken hot.
Now I have known some stone cold killers and they didn't scare me, but her dad had everything that caused me to be warey of crossing him. Just didn't see the wisdom in getting involved in a situation that wouldn't end well, for me at least.
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I applaud your good sense my friend.  The OT just wouldn't be the same without cha!
Why is it the it's teh Bosses or Pritchers or police captains daughters that are the wild and freaky ones???
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

I applaud your good sense my friend.  The OT just wouldn't be the same without cha!
Why is it the it's teh Bosses or Pritchers or police captains daughters that are the wild and freaky ones???
I'm still above ground and vertical, have most of my parts, and I'm not living in the projects with a lazy wife and 8 kids (the future as I saw it then, if I lived Shocked)
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