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Monster
Optics Master Joined: December/16/2008 Location: So. Cal Status: Offline Points: 2031 |
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Posted: February/13/2011 at 23:12 |
Sorry if this is a repeat post I haven't been able to get on much lately but rain across these and got a laugh from 'umso I thought I'd share:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. *** And the WINNER is... *** FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition....£200 or best offer. No longer needed; got married last month. Wife knows f#%#%#g everything! |
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tman1965
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ROFLMAO!!
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scooter65
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Ed Connelly
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SVT_Tactical
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The last one does take the cake
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Griffin99
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It wouldn't be funny if some hadn't really posted these in a newspaper somewhere!
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Far Beyond Driven
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Monster
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The email I got says they are from a UK newspaper, but we all know how that goes....
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Griffin99
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Hey, if it was on the internet, it has to be true right?
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Far Beyond Driven
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Monster
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Exactly
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