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    Posted: February/07/2011 at 07:09

Scottish Diplomacy


The following is a true bit of Scottish Diplomacy:……….

One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place!
Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT :

'If hooking up one rag head terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel shagger to save just one Scottish soldiers life, then I have only three things to say, Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.'






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lmao.. seen that one before but it's always a good rerun!
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I'd buy that guy a drink any day of the week!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Glock Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/08/2011 at 12:20
Being Scottish you'd have to buy him a case and a keg.

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That's great. ExcellentExcellentExcellent
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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Excellent Big Grin OUCH!!!!!!!
I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.

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