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" Eduardo brought the bucket back..."  

















" Eduardo was extra careful not to spill anything on Queen Elizabeth as she was checking in! "   






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" Eduardo's got couth! "   








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" Even in the old days, Eduardo was hip!! "   



















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" Eduardo is the only guy in America to walk into a Hilton and ask them for a plastic bucket! "  











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The rest of us just ask for a ICE bucket



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Hilton Palacio Del Rio - San Antonio, TX, United States. Lobby


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" How embarrassing!  Eduardo's Oldsmobile has got it's hood up in the air right smack in the middle of Alamo Street blocking traffic! "   









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" Eduardo goes down to The Riverwalk where people are dining and drinking and paddling around in little sight-seeing boats and he's dipping water out of the river with a plastic bucket! "  




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" No wonder he wound up in Dalhart! "  




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Dust storm near Stratford, Texas, on April 18, 1935



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" In Dalhart you can go into the Holiday Inn and ask them for a horseshoe! "   









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