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" Eduardo and me say New Mexico is the place to be! "  



 






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So when you moving?
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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So you are moving then.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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" Well, not right this minute!  I may have to figure out some stuff first.  I will be eight hundred miles from the girls over there....and I'll need a new job...Just a few details to iron out...."  























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You'd go crazier that far from your girls.... Cool
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Ed, you were born under a wondering star. I'm sure you'll get there, it's just a question of how long your gonna stay.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Well, our family has been all over.  The kids could drive over into New Mexico and dirt road the whole state from one end to the other.  There's only a couple of towns they haven't been in....like Roswell and Carlsbad...they've been most everywhere else.  To them it's just The Neighborhood....except they need days off to drive over there....

My ex-wife thinks Missoula is the Neighborhood....( San Antonio is a Saturday Drive to get outa DFW! )  Laugh  
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My girls used to go to Wichita to get a haircut!!  Roll on Floor Laughing


I knew a fella in Casper who went to the Dentist in Salt Lake City!   Bucky
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So your Ex is infected too...

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" As soon as I fix this fence I'm going to Florida to get a Coke! "   






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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

So your Ex is infected too...



My Ex leaves DFW just about every weekend just to get out into the Hill Country because she's going crazy here.  She's been here for eight years and is stir crazy ....

I generally get outa town when I'm working which keeps me sane, but I'm losing it...Meghan wants to move to the Badlands in South Dakota or Big Bend or somewhere....only Jordan is Happy to be in Fort Worth.  

If I have to drive to Fort Worth or over to Dallas, I have a Panic Attack.



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Wyoming Traffic Jam  





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Long ago my wife and I ( my Ex-Wife now...) lived out on a ranch in Wyoming for two years....we were only 26 miles to the nearest gas pump and convenience store....
















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