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I'm from Florida, so what? Who the hell feels like cooking in a flood?!?! That and its pretty hard to BBQ in water... Not impossible jusy hard!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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"Always do the right thing, just because it is the right thing to do". Bobby Paul Doherty Texas Ranger |
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Saturday I was driving a YMCA busload of Senior Citizens down to Cedar Park, Texas to catch the Hill Country Flyer to take a train ride to Burnet, Texas to hang out and watch the Burnet Gunfighters and eat good Texas food..... But we never made it... There was a humongous crash on I-35 just north of Temple and the entire southbound interstate was closed! It took us an hour and a half to get off in the big snarl up and we missed the train. We'll try it again next Saturday. |
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Waco, Texas the 177th largest town in America...... |
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The ED SHOW is hiring two new secretaries....Inquire Within..... |
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Texas puts up Welcome to Texas signs in Oklahoma so Californians will move there instead! |
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And then of course we all observe the Unwritten Law that you can drive on the grass median on the Interstate and make a U-turn and go back the other way!
Get stuck in a Traffic snarl?....get off the Interstate and get on the access road......duh.....
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April bluebonnets in Texas |
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