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    Posted: January/23/2011 at 08:01

The Pastor's Ass

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won again.


The local paper read:


PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race...


The next day, the local paper headline read:


BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid
of the donkey..


The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearbyConvent..

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:


NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted!

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the papers read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.


The moral of the story is ....
Being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery. It can even shorten your life..

..So be yourself and enjoy life to the fullest.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!



Edited by scooter65 - January/23/2011 at 08:04
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 3_tens Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/23/2011 at 09:41
I really like that story!Big Smile
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
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Hilarious!! ExcellentExcellent
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BeltFed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/23/2011 at 21:01
I love happy endings.Bandito
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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good moral
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Ass-stounding!
Reaction time is a factor...
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