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    Posted: January/05/2011 at 06:47
SCOTTISH COMPASSION
 
 
 
 
 
 
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
 
The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
 
The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘no’.
 

 

She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in'.



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ExcellentLMAO
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lol. Now that's funny. Big GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin
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Thats great!!!! Guess that guys name is BoB
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Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Thats great!!!! Guess that guys name is BoB
I bet you laughed yourself silly on that.
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Nope, I did giggle like a 8yr old school girl for a few minutes.
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You sure she was Scottish?  Sounds like a German to me!
 
BD he name was Wate not Bob.
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Roll on Floor Laughing
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