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magshooter1
Optics Professional Joined: August/27/2008 Location: El Dorado, AR Status: Offline Points: 827 |
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Posted: November/10/2010 at 08:11 |
A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know $h!t?" And then she went back to reading her book. |
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Some people are educated BEYOND their intelligence.
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SVT_Tactical
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"I ain't got time to bleed!"
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Bigdaddy0381
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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csacpt
Optics Apprentice Joined: October/06/2010 Location: Ingram TX Status: Offline Points: 77 |
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Priceless! I will remember that one, think I know a few I can use it on!
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BeltFed
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11200 |
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Now, that there is funny!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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tman1965
Optics Master Joined: July/20/2010 Location: South Georgia Status: Offline Points: 1456 |
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Awesome!!
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Sometimes my tongue outruns my brain and I say something I haven't thought of yet!
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Love that little girl!!!!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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