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    Posted: November/10/2010 at 08:11

A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he

turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?   Flights go quicker if

you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the

total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman.  "How about global warming,

universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said.  "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you

a question first.  A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -

grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat

patty, but a horse produces clumps.  Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,

thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to

discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you

don't know $h!t?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

Some people are educated BEYOND their intelligence.
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  Big Grin!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ExcellentExcellent
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Priceless! I will remember that one, think I know a few I can use it on!
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Laugh
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Now, that there is funny!
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Awesome!!ExcellentExcellent
Sometimes my tongue outruns my brain and I say something I haven't thought of yet!
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ExcellentExcellentExcellent
 
 
Love that little girl!!!!
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