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scooter65
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: December/29/2006 Location: mi Status: Offline Points: 3567 |
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Posted: October/03/2010 at 12:24 |
The ZipperAs the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled: 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you. But after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends. |
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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Indeed.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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tman1965
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LMAO!!
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Sometimes my tongue outruns my brain and I say something I haven't thought of yet!
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