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scooter65
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Posted: September/30/2010 at 12:08 |
How do you even get a tan line like that? From the heating lamps at buffets? Minnesota He has an eery resemblance to Wouter?
Why wouldn’t you wanna show off that grade-A caboose after all that toning you’ve put in with those ankle weights? Ohio Here is a new feature i like to call “What the Hell is it doing?” I will give you a few options: (A) She is picking and sniffing and alternating every few seconds. (B) She is taking her temperature both orally and anally. (C) She really wants to piss of the employees working the return counter. You guys now vote on which you think it is or give us your theory. Iowa Edited by scooter65 - September/30/2010 at 19:40 |
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Kickboxer
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It just doesn't get any better than that...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
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SVT_Tactical
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Dan misses walmart! lol
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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Bigdaddy0381
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I'm going with (A), the old sniff swap!!
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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opticsmike
Optics Apprentice Joined: September/09/2008 Location: Amherst, NY Status: Offline Points: 185 |
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DO NOT GO TO WALMART ON WELFARE CHECK DAY! It's a Liberal breeding gound. Truly scary. |
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11201 |
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Man I hate WalMart...now I remember one reason why. GROSS.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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+1 bugs.
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Lynn told me that when he retires he wants to become a Walmart Greeter!
Something I'd truly love to see!
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22287 |
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Well you better come on the day I start, because I don't think there will be a day 2.
Goodmorning mam. Femenine hygene products are next to pharmacy, and the hand sanatizer is there next to the baskarts, and we're soldout of scratch and sniff greeting cards.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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shooter07
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shooter07
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One of my favorites!
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Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum
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Dan
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I only go to Wal-mart after 10:30 at night because the only people there are the ones stalking the shelves! lol
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tman1965
Optics Master Joined: July/20/2010 Location: South Georgia Status: Offline Points: 1456 |
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My wife is a manager at a walmart...she says if you want to see the REAL freaks.. try going at 3 am sometime!
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Sometimes my tongue outruns my brain and I say something I haven't thought of yet!
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SVT_Tactical
MODERATOR Chief Sackscratch Joined: December/17/2009 Location: NorthCackalacky Status: Offline Points: 31233 |
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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Dan
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That is awesome. It's amazing what some people think of doing.
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SVT_Tactical
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It would make for an interested test. Maybe 36 hours in walmart. I guess as long as your spending money there and not disturbing other customers they can't really make you leave.
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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Dan
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That's a good point, as long as they are making money they probably don't care.
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SVT_Tactical
MODERATOR Chief Sackscratch Joined: December/17/2009 Location: NorthCackalacky Status: Offline Points: 31233 |
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I would say we would send Bud to test this but after this letter I dont' think it will happen Dear Mrs. Permenter, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bud Permenter has been causing We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, ‘Code 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M’s on 6. September 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his “Madonna look” using 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes (And; last, but not least!) 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; |
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Thats why I camp out at Bass Pro Shop or Cabelas now!!!
Plus they have camo. Slept and spent 2 days in a tripod blind before they heard me snoring!
Caught my own dinner at the Bass pro Shop! Then cooked it on a coleman stove!
Canoes are another good place to sleep!
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shooter07
Optics Jedi Knight Shooting Sprout Joined: June/12/2010 Location: PA Status: Offline Points: 5120 |
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A buddy of mine and i used to call the cops on the rice burners who used to sit in the local Wal Mart parking lot with their "all show, and no go" Hondas, Toyatos etc....they'd sit out there at 2 am with the hoods raised up and of course dressed like they were from the ghetto.
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