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    Posted: September/30/2010 at 12:08

How do you even get a tan line like that? From the heating lamps at buffets?

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He has an eery resemblance to Wouter?
 
 
 

Why wouldn’t you wanna show off that grade-A caboose after all that toning you’ve put in with those ankle weights?

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Here is a new feature i like to call “What the Hell is it doing?” I will give you a few options: (A) She is picking and sniffing and alternating every few seconds. (B) She is taking her temperature both orally and anally. (C) She really wants to piss of the employees working the return counter. You guys now vote on which you think it is or give us your theory.

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It just doesn't get any better than that...
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Dan misses walmart! lol
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I'm going with (A), the old sniff swap!!
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DO NOT GO TO WALMART ON WELFARE CHECK DAY! It's a Liberal breeding gound. Truly scary.

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Man I hate WalMart...now I remember one reason why. GROSS.
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+1 bugs.
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Lynn told me that when he retires he wants to become a Walmart Greeter!
 
Something I'd truly love to see! 
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Lynn told me that when he retires he wants to become a Walmart Greeter!
 
Something I'd truly love to see! 
Well you better come on the day I start, because I don't think there will be a day 2.
Goodmorning mam. Femenine hygene products are next to pharmacy, and the hand sanatizer is there next to the baskarts, and we're soldout of scratch and sniff greeting cards.
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One of my favorites! Big Grin





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I only go to Wal-mart after 10:30 at night because the only people there are the ones stalking the shelves! lol

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My wife is a manager at a walmart...she says if you want to see the REAL freaks.. try going at 3 am sometime!
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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That is awesome. It's amazing what some people think of doing.



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It would make for an interested test.  Maybe 36 hours in walmart.  I guess as long as your spending money there and not disturbing other customers they can't really make you leave. 
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That's a good point, as long as they are making money they probably don't care.



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I would say we would send Bud to test this but after this letter I dont' think it will happen

 

Dear Mrs. Permenter,

Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bud Permenter has been causing
quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and
have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores.

We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.

Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your
husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Bud have been compiled
and are listed below.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s
carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, ‘Code
3′ in housewares….. and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M’s on
layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he’d invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry
and asks Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
“Mission Impossible” theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his “Madonna look” using
different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
yelled “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes
the fetal position and screams “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”

(And; last, but not least!)

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while;
then, yelled, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

 
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Thats why I camp out at Bass Pro Shop or Cabelas now!!!
Plus they have camo.  Slept and spent 2 days in a tripod blind before they heard me snoring!
Caught my own dinner at the Bass pro Shop!  Then cooked it on a coleman stove!
Canoes are another good place to sleep!
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A buddy of mine and i used to call the cops on the rice burners who used to sit in the local Wal Mart parking lot with their "all show, and no go" Hondas, Toyatos etc....they'd sit out there at 2 am with the hoods raised up and of course dressed like they were from the ghetto. Big Grin 
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