The Cowboy solution to save Gasoline OBAMA wants us to cut the amount of gasoline we use.....
The best way to stop using so much gasoline is to deport 15 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 15 million less people using our gas.
The price of gas would come down.....Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the borders....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the
Border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan .... Tell him if he wants to come to AMERICA then he must serve a tour in OUR military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it......After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.....
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .......
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved.....
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I wish that was possible.
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Good thinking there!!
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Sounds great to me, I totally agree!
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Sounds good....make it happen .
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+100. Send em' back.
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Imho, a broad condemnation of illegal immigrants as a whole is no better
than what anti-gun people do when they try to push the sins of a very
small minority of criminals on all of us gun owners. Many studies have shown that illegal immigrants as a whole (1) do not take jobs from citizens, but take jobs that citizens do not want, and that (2) as a whole they contribute thru taxes et al. (even though they are illegal) more government money than they consume. Their children are more likely to be in the services. They will probably be as patriotic - or more- and proud to be Americans as people whose ancestors arrived 300 years ago. In fact, wherever I am, I notice how we first generation immigrants are noticeably proud of our adoptive country.
A great movie that shows some true immigrant stories (including some illegal ones): "Spelling Bee." It is one of the best documentaries I have ever seen.
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With our corrupt government, I'm surprised things aren't going on like in the plot of "Machete" (2010 movie)---Bboy623
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The key word here is " illegal " , millions of immigrants before them did it the right lawful way.
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Lile I'd say your a genius but we all know better...
Where did you hear this cause I love every bit of it! I will welcome any immigrant that comes in thru the front door, not over the back fence! They all need to pay their dues and prove their loyalty just like our ancestors did! and do that before they get benefits!
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I served with a number of hispanic "citizen soldiers". They were obviously here legally very patriotic and very reliable and true to their duties. The ones I worked with were as good as any American born soldier and I will always respect them and consider them my friends. BUT! I am totally fed up with people making excuses for illegals and how they contribute to our country. The illegals take away from everybody. Legal immigrants as much as the rest of us. Twenty yrs. ago hispanics came to America for work and to escape the poverty and corruption south of the border. Today the poverty and corruption are as bad in some cases and the corruption is decidedly worse but now the added reason for coming North is the free ride that is waiting for them. Anybody who works with migrant workers and migrant camps know first hand that the so called legal immigrants are getting rich of the illegals by taking huge cuts out of the pay checks as labor bosses. Thats for the ones who do come here to work. Then you have the wel-fare crowd who play the subsedies for free housing, food and education.
I have confronted some who want to just want to let it go unchecked about the fact that few of them (Legal or not) pay taxes. Oh! they want to correct me saying "yes they do pay taxes" Everyone who make over X# of dollars payes income tax. Absolutely! anyone making over X# does pay their taxes but, when they report less than X# of dollars they not only DON'T pay taxes they get refunds and didn't pay in a dime. I've farmed and know many farmers who continue to use migrant workers and this is first hand facts. I know one farmer who refused to sign a workers tax forms allowing the worker to receive a refund and was threatened by the state that his quota's and tobacco cards would be pulled (for review) if he didn't sign the forms. The worker in question was know to be an illegal yet the forms were signed and the illegal worker got his tax refund. The illegal immigrant problem is just one of the major factors that are distroying this nation. When you start taking a mans wealth and giving it to the corrupt and lazy and useless the wealthy will leave. They don't have to stay here and tolorate this stupidity. I wouldn't. If I could afford it I'd move my family and myself somewhere that wasn't so screwed up. If enough of the wealthy in this nation decide to leave what is going to be left. I guess the new mexico border will be the Canadian border.
Canada you better start securing your borders now, before the united states of mexico starts crossing over for its share of your property and wealth.
I say that any one proven to be here illegaly must be immeadiatly transported back across the border with any children they have. Don't give me that "thats so cruel, the children had nothing to do with it" Yes I hate the hardship the kids would face but, until there is some real diterrant to the anchor baby scheme it will continue to happen. And then there is the argument that it would cost too much to send all the illegals back. BULL! it would be a fraction of what it is costing by continuing to support them. And all the necessary initities are already in place. They just need to be better manned, that would put some of obamuslims stimulis money to a proper use.
Well I've written my book for the night. We'll have rebuttle in the morning.
Good night!
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Well said sgt.D/+1.Tried to raise the flag but the Icons are not working for me.
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Good rant Sgt. D I support that 100%.
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I'm with you Sgt. D
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Sgt. D wrote:
I served with a number of hispanic "citizen soldiers". They were obviously here legally very patriotic and very reliable and true to their duties. The ones I worked with were as good as any American born soldier and I will always respect them and consider them my friends. BUT! I am totally fed up with people making excuses for illegals and how they contribute to our country. The illegals take away from everybody. Legal immigrants as much as the rest of us. Twenty yrs. ago hispanics came to America for work and to escape the poverty and corruption south of the border. Today the poverty and corruption are as bad in some cases and the corruption is decidedly worse but now the added reason for coming North is the free ride that is waiting for them. Anybody who works with migrant workers and migrant camps know first hand that the so called legal immigrants are getting rich of the illegals by taking huge cuts out of the pay checks as labor bosses. Thats for the ones who do come here to work. Then you have the wel-fare crowd who play the subsedies for free housing, food and education.
I have confronted some who want to just want to let it go unchecked about the fact that few of them (Legal or not) pay taxes. Oh! they want to correct me saying "yes they do pay taxes" Everyone who make over X# of dollars payes income tax. Absolutely! anyone making over X# does pay their taxes but, when they report less than X# of dollars they not only DON'T pay taxes they get refunds and didn't pay in a dime. I've farmed and know many farmers who continue to use migrant workers and this is first hand facts. I know one farmer who refused to sign a workers tax forms allowing the worker to receive a refund and was threatened by the state that his quota's and tobacco cards would be pulled (for review) if he didn't sign the forms. The worker in question was know to be an illegal yet the forms were signed and the illegal worker got his tax refund. The illegal immigrant problem is just one of the major factors that are distroying this nation. When you start taking a mans wealth and giving it to the corrupt and lazy and useless the wealthy will leave. They don't have to stay here and tolorate this stupidity. I wouldn't. If I could afford it I'd move my family and myself somewhere that wasn't so screwed up. If enough of the wealthy in this nation decide to leave what is going to be left. I guess the new mexico border will be the Canadian border.
Canada you better start securing your borders now, before the united states of mexico starts crossing over for its share of your property and wealth.
I say that any one proven to be here illegaly must be immeadiatly transported back across the border with any children they have. Don't give me that "thats so cruel, the children had nothing to do with it" Yes I hate the hardship the kids would face but, until there is some real diterrant to the anchor baby scheme it will continue to happen. And then there is the argument that it would cost too much to send all the illegals back. BULL! it would be a fraction of what it is costing by continuing to support them. And all the necessary initities are already in place. They just need to be better manned, that would put some of obamuslims stimulis money to a proper use.
Well I've written my book for the night. We'll have rebuttle in the morning.
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stickbow46 wrote:
Well said sgt.D/+1.Tried to raise the flag but the Icons are not working for me. |
You still have an emoticon issue? Ouch!!
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