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    Posted: September/03/2010 at 21:57
Somewhat aggravating woman who will not tolerate any fun.  Refuses to go out and get a job.  Believes that she is too good to work outside the house.  Will trade her for any decent rifle, scope, or hell, just a set of rings. 
 
For pics, just PM me, will even pay for shipping to continental US!  Must accept her without any alimony or child support Big Smile
 
Any takers?  Didnt think so....
 
White, straight, republican male...How else can I piss you off today?
 
Have a great weekend, and let me know if you are interested in the wife...Will consider all offers.
That thing on the left....my old ride, some days I miss her.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JLud Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/03/2010 at 21:58
Oh, forgot to add she doesnt cook worth a darn...so you have to resort to frozen pizzas, fast food, and take out.  You will soon enjoy your time at work, as you will not have to spend time with her!
That thing on the left....my old ride, some days I miss her.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 3_tens Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/03/2010 at 22:08
Sounds like what I all ready have. Why have 2.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote neilbilly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/03/2010 at 22:23
Blimey, they have cloned my wife and there are at least 2 others in circulation.
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Whats your definition of a decent set of rings? Talley lightweights work? hahahahaha
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote stickbow46 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/03/2010 at 23:08
JL, that doesn't sound like a sale it sounds more like a life sentence,like to help out but I'm already serving life [:}
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Can she be put on layaway? Wink
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Ju Cucarachas!!!
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I hear there is a government rebate on those ---- they have set up many special programs for them including WIC, womens shelters, food stamps, welfare, subsidized housing etc.   http://www.cdhs.state.co.us/  CDHS boasts  a 2 billion dollar budget so if you are lucky there may be a bounty on them.  Sounds like you have paid your fair share get your rebate today and start living life like your mexican brothers who swam the river for you to support them, and remember to learn from them: everything is better with Tequila.

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Cash For Clunkers...Home Edition?
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Originally posted by lucytuma lucytuma wrote:

Can she be put on layaway? Wink
 
Thats what you did already!!!!  You laid away the rest of your life!  And they say guns are expensive!
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote budperm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/04/2010 at 09:26
I want to know what happened to the section of the marriage vows that talked about failure to perform clause!!!!  Used to be all you had to do to divorce them was say it 3 times!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JLud Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/04/2010 at 09:50
Maybe ill go back and check my clause for any sort of warranty...Ive just passed the 10 year mark so with my luck it will have been a 10 year warranty....
That thing on the left....my old ride, some days I miss her.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote stickbow46 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/04/2010 at 12:07
To make matters worse JL once you have them for more than 10yrs,they are guarrentied 50% of everything unless you have a prenup! 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JLud Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/04/2010 at 19:59
yeah, but she doesnt know how many guns I have at all....I will just make all my ammo and guns "vanish" so that will at least get me an extra 20k or so.
That thing on the left....my old ride, some days I miss her.
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Guns only have 2 enemies, rust and politicians
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote stickbow46 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/06/2010 at 14:18
If I hid all my weapons I'd be a total pauper,but then I'd really have a fight as she would want to take my Silverado.That's ok as I'd just change the remote controls & WELl-LA she's screwed.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BeltFed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/07/2010 at 17:01
Well at least I know that my ex is ok. Not that I careLaugh
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The Voodoo doll didn't work, Huh?
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