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JLud
Optics Journeyman Joined: January/30/2010 Location: Bettendorf, Iow Status: Offline Points: 670 |
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Posted: September/03/2010 at 21:57 |
Somewhat aggravating woman who will not tolerate any fun. Refuses to go out and get a job. Believes that she is too good to work outside the house. Will trade her for any decent rifle, scope, or hell, just a set of rings.
For pics, just PM me, will even pay for shipping to continental US! Must accept her without any alimony or child support
Any takers? Didnt think so....
White, straight, republican male...How else can I piss you off today?
Have a great weekend, and let me know if you are interested in the wife...Will consider all offers.
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That thing on the left....my old ride, some days I miss her.
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JLud
Optics Journeyman Joined: January/30/2010 Location: Bettendorf, Iow Status: Offline Points: 670 |
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Oh, forgot to add she doesnt cook worth a darn...so you have to resort to frozen pizzas, fast food, and take out. You will soon enjoy your time at work, as you will not have to spend time with her!
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That thing on the left....my old ride, some days I miss her.
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3_tens
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/08/2007 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7853 |
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Sounds like what I all ready have. Why have 2.
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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neilbilly
Optics Master Joined: February/07/2010 Location: Sweeny TX Status: Offline Points: 999 |
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Blimey, they have cloned my wife and there are at least 2 others in circulation.
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If God didn't want me to play with it, he'd of made my arms shorter.
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OVERK!LL
Optics GrassHopper Joined: August/16/2010 Location: Amish Country Status: Offline Points: 39 |
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Whats your definition of a decent set of rings? Talley lightweights work? hahahahaha
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OILFIELD TRASH!!!
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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JL, that doesn't sound like a sale it sounds more like a life sentence,like to help out but I'm already serving life [:}
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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lucytuma
Optics Jedi Knight Joined: November/25/2007 Location: Wisconsin Status: Offline Points: 5389 |
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Can she be put on layaway?
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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Urimaginaryfrnd
MODERATOR Resident Redneck Joined: June/20/2005 Location: Iowa Status: Offline Points: 14964 |
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I hear there is a government rebate on those ---- they have set up many special programs for them including WIC, womens shelters, food stamps, welfare, subsidized housing etc. http://www.cdhs.state.co.us/ CDHS boasts a 2 billion dollar budget so if you are lucky there may be a bounty on them. Sounds like you have paid your fair share get your rebate today and start living life like your mexican brothers who swam the river for you to support them, and remember to learn from them: everything is better with Tequila.
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"Always do the right thing, just because it is the right thing to do". Bobby Paul Doherty Texas Ranger |
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11201 |
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Cash For Clunkers...Home Edition?
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Thats what you did already!!!! You laid away the rest of your life! And they say guns are expensive!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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I want to know what happened to the section of the marriage vows that talked about failure to perform clause!!!! Used to be all you had to do to divorce them was say it 3 times!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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JLud
Optics Journeyman Joined: January/30/2010 Location: Bettendorf, Iow Status: Offline Points: 670 |
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Maybe ill go back and check my clause for any sort of warranty...Ive just passed the 10 year mark so with my luck it will have been a 10 year warranty....
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That thing on the left....my old ride, some days I miss her.
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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To make matters worse JL once you have them for more than 10yrs,they are guarrentied 50% of everything unless you have a prenup!
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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JLud
Optics Journeyman Joined: January/30/2010 Location: Bettendorf, Iow Status: Offline Points: 670 |
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yeah, but she doesnt know how many guns I have at all....I will just make all my ammo and guns "vanish" so that will at least get me an extra 20k or so.
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That thing on the left....my old ride, some days I miss her.
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sakomato
Optics Master Joined: February/28/2008 Location: Houston Status: Offline Points: 1166 |
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Guns only have 2 enemies, rust and politicians
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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If I hid all my weapons I'd be a total pauper,but then I'd really have a fight as she would want to take my Silverado.That's ok as I'd just change the remote controls & WELl-LA she's screwed.
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22287 |
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Well at least I know that my ex is ok. Not that I care
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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The Voodoo doll didn't work, Huh?
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