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Chris Farris
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Posted: September/01/2010 at 16:01 |
If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright he's the famously erudite scientist and comic who once said: 'I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.'
His mind sees things differently than most of us do ... to our amazement and amusement. Here are some of his gems.
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? |
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SVT_Tactical
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Those are intersting.
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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Dale Clifford
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all doctors have the same first name.
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I love little league baseball-- it keeps the kids out of the house
Yogi Bera |
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stickbow46
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Good info CF but It's not over Till it's over!
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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BeltFed
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OK, so what's the speed of dark?
It's the inverse of the speed of light. |
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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stickbow46
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Silence grass hopper & you will hear the speed of dark
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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Dale Clifford
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ah, yes -- another one of Yogi Berra's incredible oxymorons. (almost forgot that one)
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I love little league baseball-- it keeps the kids out of the house
Yogi Bera |
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