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hunterwingler
Optics Master Joined: April/03/2009 Location: Idaho Status: Offline Points: 1420 |
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Posted: August/07/2010 at 12:18 |
* "Close the curtains," requested our 2 year old grand-daughter, sitting in a pool of bright light. "The sun's looking at me too hard."
* My friend asked our grandson when he would turn 6. He replied, "When I'm tired of being 5." * Seeing her first hailstorm, Mary Sue, age 3, exclaimed, "Mommy, it's raining dumplings!" * As I frantically waved away a pesky fly with a white dish-towel, my granddaughter observed, "Maybe he thinks you're surrendering." * A friend's grandson, 4, was reading with his granddad about Adam and Eve. He asked, "Is this where God took out the man's brain and made a woman?" * Announcing to daughter Lori that her aunt just had a baby and it looked like her uncle, she said, "You mean he has a mustache?" * When I asked our grandson if he could name the capital of Florida, he fired right back, "Capital F!" * Shampooing my 4-year-old, I noted his hair was growing so fast he'd soon need it cut. He replied, "Maybe we shouldn't water it so much." * My daughter told her 5-year-old that their van was going to be fixed. Instantly, the small fry assumed, "Oh, it's going to the tire-o-practor?" * Impressed by her 5-year-old's vocabulary, my friend complimented the young scholar, who nonchalantly responded, "I have words in my head I haven't even used yet." * His Mom informed her son, Brian, that she was going out-side to get a little sun. "But Mommy, he gulped, "You already have a son. Me!" * When our son asked about two look-alike classmates at school, we told him they were probably twins. The next day, he came home from school all bubbly and said, "Guess what! They are not only twins....they're brothers!!" |
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
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SVT_Tactical
MODERATOR Chief Sackscratch Joined: December/17/2009 Location: NorthCackalacky Status: Offline Points: 31233 |
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cute
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11200 |
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Cute indeed.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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+2 for cute,now I've got a few jokes for the grand-kids.
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Just don't let them take out your brain!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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