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    Posted: July/30/2010 at 13:24
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE.
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is LAW.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe... Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and do my hair?'

Without even looking up from her morning paper the wife replied, 'The frickin' funeral director would be my first guess
I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.

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ROFLMAO!
"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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If they did they wouldn't be able to post fromt he funural home.
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Hell I know I'm not that brave. (dumb) My wife wouldn't kill me she would well make me  less of a man. Shocked

Edited by hunterwingler - July/30/2010 at 13:38
I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.

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We were shopping the other day in SC and my wife seen something she like it was uglyy. She ask me if she should get it. I told her it would look really nice in her new house. man O man i got a look like a never got before. I just toted the bag the rest of the day and kept my mouth shut.  I was almost scared to fall asleep that night.
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Originally posted by hunterwingler hunterwingler wrote:


He She stormed to his wife her Husband in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man VOICE of this house and my word is LAW.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
 
This is more like what i hear, and probably more of you than will admit!
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O yeah,when my wife takes  the ring out of my nose,I become the King of nothing.How's that & I'm married 41years? 
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If mommas not happy, no one is happy...  end of story, no happy ending.  ( sniffle.. sob.....)

Edited by scooter65 - July/30/2010 at 14:07
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No sleepy either...snip, snip
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It's Bobbit time!
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If nobody ever said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth. AP Herbert

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I just hope my wife doesn't catch me snickering at this thread.
 
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You guys have GOT to be doing something wrong...
Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.

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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

You guys have GOT to be doing something wrong...
Remember Dan you were fortunate enough to marry an independent Texican not a American Princess who was raised being told how special and perfect and better than everyone else she was and not responsible for her actions or behavior!  And we have plenty American Princes too!
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Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

We were shopping the other day in SC and my wife seen something she like it was uglyy. She ask me if she should get it. I told her it would look really nice in her new house. man O man i got a look like a never got before. I just toted the bag the rest of the day and kept my mouth shut.  I was almost scared to fall asleep that night.
 
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