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hunterwingler
Optics Master Joined: April/03/2009 Location: Idaho Status: Offline Points: 1420 |
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Posted: July/30/2010 at 13:24 |
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE.
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is LAW. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe... Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and do my hair?' Without even looking up from her morning paper the wife replied, 'The frickin' funeral director would be my first guess |
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
If Guns kill people mine are all defective |
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SVT_Tactical
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ROFLMAO!
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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If they did they wouldn't be able to post fromt he funural home.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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hunterwingler
Optics Master Joined: April/03/2009 Location: Idaho Status: Offline Points: 1420 |
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Hell I know I'm not that brave. (dumb) My wife wouldn't kill me she would well make me less of a man.
Edited by hunterwingler - July/30/2010 at 13:38 |
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
If Guns kill people mine are all defective |
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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We were shopping the other day in SC and my wife seen something she like it was uglyy. She ask me if she should get it. I told her it would look really nice in her new house. man O man i got a look like a never got before. I just toted the bag the rest of the day and kept my mouth shut. I was almost scared to fall asleep that night.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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SVT_Tactical
MODERATOR Chief Sackscratch Joined: December/17/2009 Location: NorthCackalacky Status: Offline Points: 31233 |
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This is more like what i hear, and probably more of you than will admit!
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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O yeah,when my wife takes the ring out of my nose,I become the King of nothing.How's that & I'm married 41years?
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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scooter65
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: December/29/2006 Location: mi Status: Offline Points: 3567 |
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If mommas not happy, no one is happy... end of story, no happy ending. ( sniffle.. sob.....)
Edited by scooter65 - July/30/2010 at 14:07 |
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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No sleepy either...snip, snip
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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bugsNbows
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It's Bobbit time!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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SD Dog
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If nobody ever said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth. AP Herbert
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Bitterroot Bulls
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I just hope my wife doesn't catch me snickering at this thread.
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-Matt
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Kickboxer
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You guys have GOT to be doing something wrong...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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budperm
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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RifleDude
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atta boy!
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Ted
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