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hunterwingler
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Posted: July/28/2010 at 11:30 |
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.
He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?" |
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
If Guns kill people mine are all defective |
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scooter65
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: December/29/2006 Location: mi Status: Offline Points: 3567 |
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i like that
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SVT_Tactical
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LOL does sound like our Bud!
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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lucytuma
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Always good to have a "bright" friend.
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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bugsNbows
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Very illuminating!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Ed Connelly
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Always thought that Ed wasn't the brightest light bulb on the shelve....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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hunterwingler
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I never said who was who, guys can decide on that lol.
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
If Guns kill people mine are all defective |
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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So what happens when they don't pay the electric bill?
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Ed doubles as a candle
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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stickbow46
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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