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hunterwingler
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Posted: July/14/2010 at 12:52 |
Prison Vs Work
IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day. AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...........you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet. AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on The seat. IN PRISON...........they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family. IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they Deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go Inside bars. IN PRISON........ .you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...........they are called managers. |
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
If Guns kill people mine are all defective |
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SVT_Tactical
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I like it
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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lucytuma
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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SVT_Tactical
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I ment the comparison. I couldn't take prison. |
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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lucytuma
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I agree.
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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budperm
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At home their called wives!
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Ed Connelly
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Steelbenz
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What's your point? Get back to work!
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BeltFed
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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Yes Dear will suffice
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bricat
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In prison if you drop the soap....................... <---------- You will look like this <---------- Because of this guy here |
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Chris Farris II
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One day your life will flash before your eyes; Make sure it's worth watching.
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SVT_Tactical
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Wait, don't I know that guy? Bud, ain't that your old partner from Viva Las Gaygus?
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budperm
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No but I did see him on the CHorus line there!
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Urimaginaryfrnd
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At Work you may want to have sex but cant.
In Prison you may not want to have sex but Edited by Urimaginaryfrnd - July/16/2010 at 09:19 |
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hunterwingler
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
If Guns kill people mine are all defective |
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