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hunterwingler
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Posted: July/01/2010 at 11:09 |
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Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the University of Kentucky School of Law and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her. The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from "Mississippi State University" and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in. |
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
If Guns kill people mine are all defective |
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SVT_Tactical
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lol thats a good one.
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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bugsNbows
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LOL. That was cute. I'll have to send it to my (blonde) daughter.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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shooter07
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Not bad....but a blonde even getting a degree in electrical engineering is tough to believe in the first place
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Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum
"Issac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple" -Chris Moltisanti |
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hunterwingler
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I read it thought of someone we all know & love
Edited by hunterwingler - July/01/2010 at 11:36 |
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
If Guns kill people mine are all defective |
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shooter07
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Where is BBS?
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Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum
"Issac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple" -Chris Moltisanti |
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SVT_Tactical
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she's been on hiatus? wonder where
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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magshooter1
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Why you gotta be picking on my Alma Mater? A&M would have been a better choice. 1st time I heard it 10-15 years ago it was Texas grad, an Arkansas grad and a A&M grad.
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Some people are educated BEYOND their intelligence.
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hunterwingler
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
If Guns kill people mine are all defective |
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Ed Connelly
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your fixin to spit on your own foot?
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