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scooter65
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Posted: June/24/2010 at 07:05 |
Following Isabellas wedding they wisked themselves away to have a quiet honeymoon in the studio apt above her mothers home.
That night Mario takes off his shirt and starts kissing down Isabellas neck. She says, Mario Mario wait just'a second. She dashes off and runs down stairs.
MOMMA MOMMA, Mario he is a taking off his shirt and kissing my neck! Momma says, that'sa ok Isabella, you go back up stairs and take care of your man on your honeymoon.
She heads back up stairs and the romance quickly starts up again. This time Mario takes off his pants and has Isabella down to her Underwear. In a panic, she jumps up and runs down stairs again.
MOMMA MOMMA, Mario he's a taking off his pants and wants me too also. That'sa OK Isabella, go back up stairs and enjoy your honeymoon.
Again she goes back up and the romance picks right back up. Mario sits on the bed to remove his underwear and socks. Iseballa notices right away that Mario only has half a foot on his right leg. She looks in horror. Mario says, my foot was amputated from a war injury. In a panic she jumps up and runs down stairs once again.
MOMMA MOMMA MOMMA!!!, it'sa Mario he has taken off all his clothes and he only has'a a foot and a Half!!!! Momma says, it's alright Isabella, you stay right here and Momma will go up and take care of this!!!
Edited by scooter65 - June/24/2010 at 07:06 |
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lol good one
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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Very Funny, Mama likes the 18 inchers
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Always good to have the mother-inlaw on your side.
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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NOT if you have to service her!!!!!!
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LOL, good one.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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great joke
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
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