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    Posted: June/21/2010 at 15:02
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!". Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"
I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.

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 THanks for the NOT blonde joke Jamie!
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How do you get an old lady to cuss out loud?
 
 
 
 
 
Get another old lady to yell "BINGO"
"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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LOL. That's a good one (even G rated).
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Originally posted by Blondebombshell Blondebombshell wrote:

 THanks for the NOT blonde joke Jamie!
your welcome, well until i can find a new one lol
I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.

If Guns kill people mine are all defective
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