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    Posted: June/03/2010 at 06:42
Jessie James-

 How in the world can you be so stupid?  You are married to one of the
most beautiful women in the world.
 She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by
Oprah.

Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named
"America's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in
front of the world while you were porkin' away.

You are really a piece of work!  You are the most hated asshole cheater
on the planet!

 How can you live with yourself!

 I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating
piece of sh*t that you are:

Thanks for taking the heat off of me for a while.  Let's do lunch.


  ~Tiger
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LOL. Sandra B. is definitely worth coming home to.
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But guys, remember its not his faught Sex addiction is now a "desease" and they didn't have the ability to control themselves..............................
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And if you believe that........
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I don't think anyone can actually believe that
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Nu uh!  I believe!
 
SORRY GUYS!  Bottom line...she wanted a bad boy and she got one....go figure!
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 I know one thing, he ain't the brightest crayon in the box!
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Originally posted by Steelbenz Steelbenz wrote:

 I know one thing, he ain't the brightest crayon in the box!
 
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Yeah he may not be the brightiest but it's beginning to look like he has had his crayon in a hell of a lot of boxes!  Some pretty darn nice ones too!
 
Again I have a hard time feeling sorry for anyone that could have had just about anyone she wants to pick a bad boy and then cry when the bad boy is true to his colors!  Wasn't like he was hiding anything! 
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Again I have a hard time feeling sorry for anyone that could have had just about anyone she wants to pick a bad boy and then cry when the bad boy is true to his colors!  Wasn't like he was hiding anything! 
 
While I do believe he's an idiot for risking messing up the primo deal he had, I have to agree 100% with that.
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Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Again I have a hard time feeling sorry for anyone that could have had just about anyone she wants to pick a bad boy and then cry when the bad boy is true to his colors!  Wasn't like he was hiding anything! 
 
While I do believe he's an idiot for risking messing up the primo deal he had, I have to agree 100% with that.
 
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So girls....smarten up!  Go for those stay at home safe types!  My number is 555.....
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After your description of your past weekend..... you might need to look for a bad girl yourself

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I can't afford a good girl WHAT on earth makes you think I could afford a bad one?  They are much more expensive......and fun!
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News flash.  Jesse has just hired a divorce attorney...

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Hollywood, who gives a sh*t.  Only news that comes out of there is: who is sleeping with who, who is in rehab, and George Clooney shooting his mouth off about something he knows nothing about.  Then they get together and sing we are the world.
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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

News flash.  Jesse has just hired a divorce attorney...

Interesting choice in lawyers!  The monkey on Jesse's back is the one that keeps sneaking out of his trousers.  Thats the monkey that needs to be put on a leash!
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he is a dumb ass to put it mildly. what a retard.Loco
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