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    Posted: May/19/2010 at 16:36
A Blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they Don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been Buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the Pharmacist..

"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist Who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........

" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"
I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.

If Guns kill people mine are all defective
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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                                                                Looker

                                                  GOOD thing Bbs ain't around!!!!!!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
    Laugh      GOOD ONE,hw!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Average Joe Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/19/2010 at 18:47
It stings when applied there Big Grin
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Blondebombshell Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/19/2010 at 20:18
Originally posted by 300S&W 300S&W wrote:

                                                                Looker

                                                  GOOD thing Bbs ain't around!!!!!!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
    Laugh      GOOD ONE,hw!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Blondebombshell Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/19/2010 at 20:19
I am here but I ignore the blonde jokes Earl...
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very funny!
"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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got me! LOL
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Bud used to have that same problem with Pushup icecream!
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Originally posted by scooter65 scooter65 wrote:

Bud used to have that same problem with Pushup icecream!
 
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Can you say Goosebumps???  Burrrrr!
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Fire in the hole!
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Uh.....Ric....Ice cream is cold dude!....Just thought you should know!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote hunterwingler Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/20/2010 at 11:41
Originally posted by Blondebombshell Blondebombshell wrote:

I am here but I ignore the blonde jokes Earl...
no disrespect. keep forgetting about the softer OT these days.Big Grin
I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.

If Guns kill people mine are all defective
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Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yell "Get your dogs here" and they both walk towards the hot dog cart. "Two dogs, please! ," says one.
The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs'.
The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?
I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.

If Guns kill people mine are all defective
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Originally posted by hunterwingler hunterwingler wrote:

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yell "Get your dogs here" and they both walk towards the hot dog cart. "Two dogs, please! ," says one.
The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs'.
The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "I got the best part, reminds me of Father Joseph!!! What part did you get?"
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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I have never seen a group start at the bottom and go downhill from there so quickly...
Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.

There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living
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Thank you sandman thank you very much!
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Thank you sandman thank you very much!
Sandman, I like it.
Taz has sand in underware GRRRRAAAHHWOULLLLBBLLpst,pst,pst!!!!!
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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