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    Posted: April/12/2010 at 17:03

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the  airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you! 

 

It would be a win-win for everyone - there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and would eliminate a long and expensive trial.  Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed! 

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..." 

Perfect
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SD Dog Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/12/2010 at 17:11
Signed, sealed & delivered.  Great idea!
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What a great idea Chris!!!
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Solves the delima.  
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Excellent  Hmmm, what do we need to build one?
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It's CRAWLDADDY!!!!   
 
 
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