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    Posted: March/24/2010 at 10:50
Sicilian Stress Relief:
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a
stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily.The funny thing
is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over
a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade
of serenity..
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of
Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already.
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roflmao
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     Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Three cheers. Who's next after Pelosi?
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The're taking the hobbits to Isengard!!
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cousin Vito would be so proud... makes me weep...
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I went one step further................ Nancy is standing on Harry Ried's shoulders
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Very nice AJ.  I got Obama in the drink too.  That is making my smile.
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