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    Posted: January/13/2010 at 10:05

MexicaWords Of The Day 
  

1. *Cheese* 

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.

 Pepito  replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly. 


  

 2. *Mushroom* 

 When all my family get in the car 

There's not mushroom. 


  

3. *Shoulder* 

My fren wants 2 become a citizen, 

But che didn't know how to read, 

So I, shoulder. 

   

4. * Texas *

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Press "1" for english.................THIS MOTHER F*C*ING FINGER AINT MENT TO HAVE TO PRESS ONE!
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 this is a CHEBY

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I am going to DENBER...... 
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13. Shane

Hey have ju seen my gold shane?
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Ahhhhh, I love coming here... It's the one place that being politically incorrect is actually correct...............
 
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There needs to be more hours in the day, so I can read all of this stuff!  This was a good one!  Bandito


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"...., Press 27 for English.....,"
 
 
 
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