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martin3175
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Posted: January/12/2010 at 08:17 |
The Army announced today that it has adopted a new weapon for its fighting man in harm's way . It is an all new, composite device with a 7.62x51mm ten round drum fed mini gun capable of 3000 rounds a minute. Also included, but are not limited to, is a flame thrower , net launcher, rocket launcher, guided ground to air missile, ice maker , tire balancer , George Foreman grill, leatherman, socket set, laser cutter , 2-1000x telescopic sight with infrared night vision mode, porta-potti, 5 person tent , 48 inch LCD entertainment unit, cappuccino maker, eye wash, and 22 inch chrome spinners. The spokesman would not reveal a per unit cost, but insiders agree that a close estimate would be around $1,300,000 a unit . When President Obama was asked for a comment regarding this new personal defense weapon , he stated it was " the bomb ". Defense Secretary Robert Gates later released a press statement correcting the President's earlier statement that the weapon system was indeed not a hand held bomb at all. He did however indicate that the system's developer is working on incorporating that option at the President's insistence. Edited by martin3175 - January/12/2010 at 09:00 |
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Do you think they will legalize it for hunting? Maybe a built in game tracker trophy deer seeking bullet system added?
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lucytuma
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The "Multi-tool" weapon.
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"The Fifth Element". That is a good movie.
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Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.
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Like the Foreman Grill. Kill it and grill all with the same tool. Nice. Just don't press the flashing red light.
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